Tastes like Chicken

I wanted some greasy, commercial-tasting, PMS-relieving, comfort food. So i traipsed over to KFC after work to buy my $5-coupon-get-able 2 piece meal.

There's a lady in front of me who looks like she's kinda smart- educated, speaks well- so I figure it shouldn't take too long.

I was wrong.

Dear lady, when u ask if it's a meal and the girl says it isn't - that means no drink, no sides, no nothin'!

When u ask if it's a la carte n she says yes, that means no meal. It doesn't mean u only get 1 piece of chicken. Especially when she tells u there are 3 drumlets in every box.

When she says there are no "original" drumsticks it means u can either choose crispy drumsticks or original other bits. Or u can wait- 10 minutes like she says. You do NOT get to yell about how your husband doesn't eat crispy nor does he eat any other chicken part. Really? Chicken is chicken. If he can't eat any other part, then wait. If u can't wait then get the crispy and peel off the skin. It's that simple. This is KFC. Quit making a fuss. It's dinner time and they are allowed to run out of parts.

What is bloody wrong with people?

Earlier in school a parent came in asking for a new guitar bag for a guitar he purchased last week. Because the zip had fallen off the one he has. There's nothing wrong with the guitar. Nor the function of the zip. The metal bit had fallen off. That's all. So go put a freaking paper clip on it. It'll still work. Or tie a piece of string. Or something. Surely, sir, you can't be THAT useless?

Oh what did you say? You paid a whole 50 bucks for the instrument? It's not a 20-dollar purchase? Really? That's your argument?

Sir, this isn't LV. You dont get a one-to-one exchange on a guitar bag that came with your 50-dollar purchase. By the way- it was $49. And you know, we sell bags. They're called accessories. For when your old one tears or breaks or gets lost. We don't keep them lying around just to hand them out to people like you who can't handle the fact that you 1) manhandled it enough to break it (we don't have complaints about the zip) OR 2) just happened to be unlucky enough that you got a lemon. But hey the zipping mechanism works, the guitar is fine, you checked it yourself when you bought it a week ago. So what's the f***ing problem here? You. That's what.

I'm going home now. To eat my chicken and watch TV. At least the idiots in movies always get their comeuppance!