Sunday, August 29, 2010

Study Study Study

If you've been wondering why I've been so out of it lately - here's the reason:

















This is the big mama that I've been ploughing thru the last month in preparation for the M9 Exam (as it is affectionately known). The book is tres heavy! 

125 questions. pass mark is 88. that's 70%. 

And I passed. I'm thankful I can still remember stuff even tho it's been ages since I had to study anything. And it's heartwarming to know that my friends have every confidence in me being able to do this (and do it easily, I might add).

Thanks for all the encouragement and motivation guys. I Love You!!



PROOF!

Saturday, August 28, 2010

What's with the men these days?

This is a pissy post. If you're not in the mood for it, DON'T READ IT.

Over dinner I had the opportunity to gossip with my girls.

The story was told of a certain feller who couldn't get the girl of his dreams, so he settled for this other girl who really really likes him. Now they've been together for a bit and she's hinting ALL OVER THE PLACE about applying for a flat, looking at bridal magazines, saying how her horoscope makes her an ideal candidate for a wife. (Personally I don't think that has anything to do with it, but, ok...)

When the feller was confronted by friends (who've heard the massive hints on the part of the girlfriend) his answer was this - if I keep quiet I'll be alright.

Dude- wake up. You WON'T be alright. You'll be 50 and living in the mind of an 8 year old.

"So if you don't intend to marry her, why even pursue this relationship?"

"I'm afraid if I give her up I won't be able to find anyone else"

R-i-g-h-t. That makes a lot of sense. Let's see, as a single person you can do whatever you want, go out with whoever you choose, sleep as late as you like, have NO commitments to said girlfriend and won't feel as if your every move is being policed.

Now that you're attached, you're constantly looking for ways to go out sans said girlfriend, refuse to be affectionate to her in public, can't stand it when she calls to ask where you are, don't bother to text or call her...

Tell me again why you're so afraid you can't find someone else? It's not like you're even ENJOYING this relationship you DO have.

Take if from me because I have first hand experience right? If you have the b*lls to break up with her now (CLEANLY) cos you just don't love her that way (or any way, for that matter) she'll be pissed but respect you for your honesty.

If you keep her hanging till she's at her wits' end SHE'LL want to break up with you (leaving you with no one anyway) and on top of that she'll be PISSED AS HELL. This whole let's-do-nothing I-don't-wanna-be-the-bad-guy routine DOES NOT WORK. Haven't you figured that out by now?

Cos if you don't take up the I'm-the-scum-of-the-earth title now, you'll end up with one way worse when your relationship finally does come to an end. 

Ask me how I know. I dare you.



Friday, August 20, 2010

Achmed The Dead Terrorist

I've seen this a bazillion times and it still cracks me up! (I'm not even sure if I've already posted it but since it's a favourite of mine, here it is...)




And here's his Christmas song - Jingle Bombs. ENJOY!

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Jiffy Corn Muffins

Last week Che Che Sue called to ask if I could bake these for her if she bought the mix - she's oven-ly challenged :)

The verdict - super easy to do but a little dry for my taste. Having said that, if you throw on some butter / jam / honey / any other spread of choice, it's actually quite yummy taste-wise.

Here are the pictures:





















































What Am I Watching These Days?

(Pictures and Synopses taken off the web)




1. White Collar 
Starring : Matthew Bomer, Tim DeKay,


WHITE COLLAR revolves around the unlikely partnership of a con artist and an FBI agent who have been playing cat and mouse for years. Neal Caffrey (Bomer), a charming criminal mastermind, is finally caught by his nemesis, G-Man extraordinaire Peter Burke (DeKay). When Neal escapes from a maximum-security prison to find his long-lost love, Peter nabs him once again. Rather than returning to jail for his daring getaway, Neal suggests an alternate plan: he'll provide his expertise to assist the Feds in catching other notorious and elusive criminals. Initially wary, Peter quickly finds that Neal provides insight and intuition that cannot be found on the right side of the law.


Why I watch this:
Cos Matt Bomer's Hot!









2. Dark Blue
Starring : Dylan McDermott, Omari Hardwick, Logan Marshall-Green, Nicki Aycox

Carter Shaw (played by Dylan McDermott) is the head of a crack undercover team of LAPD officers who are so covert, many of their own colleagues do not even know they are involved. His team includes a recently married cop (played by Omari Hardwick) who struggles with personal relationships he has developed while undercover; a shoot-from-the-hip officer (played by Logan Marshall-Green) whose activities make fellow team members wonder if he has gone over to the other side; and a callow patrolwoman (played by Nicki Aycox) brought in because of her excellent skill in lying and her shady past.




Why I watch this:
Cos I like the whole 
undercover rogue thing!




3. Royal Pains
Starring : Mark Feuerstein, Paulo Costanzo, Jill Flint, Reshma Shetty

ROYAL PAINS is a USA cable network television series starring Mark Feuerstein about a young E.R. doctor who, after being wrongly blamed for an important patient's death, moves to the Hamptons and becomes a reluctant "doctor for hire" to the rich and famous. When the administrator of the local hospital asks him to treat the town's less fortunate, he finds himself walking the line between doing well for himself and doing good for others. The series is based in part on actual concierge medicine practices of independent doctors and companies.



Why I watch this:
It's like a medical 
version of McGyver.
Great stuff!




4. Burn Notice
Starring : Jeffrey Donovan, Gabrielle Anwar, Bruce Campbell, Sharon Gless, Coby Bel

The show follows the life of protagonist Michael Westen (Jeffrey Donovan), a covert operative who has been "burned" (identified as an unreliable or dangerous agent) and tries to find out why. With his assets frozen, he is unable to leave Miami and forced to live off any small investigative jobs he can find, with the help of his former girlfriend Fiona Glenanne (Gabrielle Anwar) and his old military friend Sam Axe (Bruce Campbell), who briefly informed on him to the FBI. His return to Miami also reunites him with his mother Madeline Westen (Sharon Gless), who becomes an increasingly important part of Michael's life even as he tries to hide his activities from her. Underpinning the episodic stories of Michael's investigative jobs is the running subplot exploring Michael's efforts to find out who burned him, and to get his job and reputation back.




Why I watch this:
Honestly, I don't know - 
I enjoy it, but I can't put 
my finger on WHAT it is 
that I like about it.


5. Rookie Blue
Starring : Missy Peregrym, Gregory Smith, Enuka Okuma, Charlotte Sullivan, Travis Milne

The drama follows the lives of a group of police officers who have just graduated from the academy. They must learn not only to deal with their duties as police officers, but also deal with the problems and expectation of their families and friends.




Why I watch this:
NOT for the rookies. 
The Detective and 
Training Officer are 
both kinda hot-ish :)












6. Leverage
Starring : Timothy Hutton, Gina Bellman, Aldis Hodge, Christian Kane, Beth Riesgraf

 LEVERAGE follows a five-person team of thieves, computer experts and con artists, headed up by former insurance investigator Nate Ford, who use their skills to right corporate and governmental injustices inflicted on common citizens.




Why I watch this: 
It's SO SO Clever!



7. Scoundrels
Starring : Virginia Madsen, David James Elliott, Patrick Flueger, Leven Rambin, Vanessa Marano, Carlos Bernard

Cheryl West is a middle-aged woman with four children: twin brothers Logan and Cal, and daughters Heather and Hope, the youngest. After Cheryl's career criminal husband Wolf is sentenced to five years in prison, Cheryl forces her family to quit its criminal activities. However, even from jail, Wolf interferes with her attempts to reform their family.




Why I watch this:




Because before this  ^^ 

<< there was this 

and I'm just a loyal fan!










8. Drop Dead Diva
Starring : Brooke Elliott, Margaret Cho, April Bowlby, Kate Levering, Jackson Hurst, Josh Stamberg, Ben Feldman

The show tells the story of a beautiful-but-vapid model wannabe, Deb, who has a fatal car accident and suddenly finds herself in front of Heaven's gatekeeper, Fred, who declares her a self-centered "zero." Outraged, Deb attempts to persuade Fred to return her to her shallow existence but is accidentally relegated to the body of the recently deceased Jane Bingum (Brooke Elliott). A brilliant, thoughtful and plus-size attorney with a loyal assistant (Margaret Cho), Jane has always lived in the shadow of her more comely colleagues, whereas Deb has always relied on her external beauty. Now, by a twist of fate and a bolt of divine intervention, Deb must come to terms with inhabiting Jane's plus-size frame in the ultimate showdown between brains and beauty.





Why I watch this:
Cos it's Lawyer-y and 
Fashion-y all rolled into one